With the Royal Rumble coming up Alcoholic Adam fantasy books the whole men’s 2020 Royal Rumble match
Strap yourselves and crack open a cold one and enjoy.
1 Brock Lesnar
Earlier in the night, R-Truth wins the 24/7 title.
Because why not R-Truth he can come up some comedy spot plus WWE booked themselves into a corner having Lesnar come out first so he will quickly eliminate Truth.
Paul Heyman will pin R-Truth and become the new 24/7 champion because the damaged down by Brock.
While on this is going on Paul Heyman is on the microphone cutting a promo till the countdown begins again.
If you want Elias to do his guitar stick you need to have plenty of time to do so.
Elias sings about Brock Elias hits Brock with Guitar but Brock no sells it and couple suplexes and Elias is eliminated by Brock.
4 King Corbin
Corbin doesn’t want to get inside the ring to they just keep walking around the outside of the ring till Brock comes to ringside leading to Corbin jump from his throne to inside the ring.
Brock lays waste to the people carrying Corbin comes inside the F5 to Corbin and Corbin is Eliminated
5 Bobby Lashley
Finally, someone that can keep up with Brock intensity and be a huge asset to WWE if used correctly.
Lashley and Brock go full MMA by exchanging holds and throwing stiff hands to make it feel as legitimate as possible.
Rusev and Lashley have a staredown and start throwing hands.
Brock tries to get involved gets spear and a Mauchka Kick for his troubles.
7 Kofi Kingston
Kofi immediately hits trouble in paradise to Paul Heyman to make Brock angry and finally putting a stop to Paul Heyman promo.
Brock exits the ring underneath the bottom rope and starts chasing Kofi all across the arena.
8 Matt Riddle
While Riddle is making his way down to the ring Rusev and Lashley eliminate and brawl to backstage.
Riddle is by himself in the ring sees Heyman on the outside hits a spear on Heyman R-Truth comes running down throws Paul Heyman over the top fulfilling his promise by eliminating Paul Heyman and pins him to win back the 24/7 Championship.
We all know but Riddle and Goldberg’s history so this is bound to happen.
10 Big E
It was a trap from The New Day getting Brock in position for Big E to destroy the barricade with Brock.
At this stage, Kofi and Big E enter the ring.
Ricochet sees Brock and puts him on top the Spanish announce table and does some cool diving move that only Ricochet can do crashing thru the table with Brock.
12 Bronson Reed
13 Samoa Joe
Who doesn’t want to see big hoss fight between Reed and Joe that will go off.
Put take down everybody so they are only two standing leading to them to try outdo each but hitting big power moves on the rest of to the rest of the competition.
14 Dolph Ziggler
Dolph enters the ring and immediately eats a spear from Goldberg as a call back to their Summerslam match.
Riddle hits a huge knee on Dolph knocking him out and Riddle throws Dolph over for his elimination.
Goldberg attempts to Spear Riddle but Riddle counters by kneeing Goldberg’s head off and clothesline Goldberg for an elimination.
15 John Morrison
Previously in the night Miz & Morison took the tag team titles away from the New Day so Big E and Kofi double team Morrison.
16 Booker T
It’s Booker T’s home town so let’s have him enjoy the huge pop he will receive.
Everybody is frozen in shock from seeing Booker T gives him space to perform a Spin A Ronnie then straight back into the action.
17 Randy Orton
During Orton’s entrance, Bronson Reed has Kofi in a military press position and on the opposite side of Joe has John Morrison in the same position throws them both over but Kofi and Morrison both grab on the barricade were both trying to eliminate each other.
Kofi knocks off Morrison off the barricade and eliminates Morrison.
With Randy coming towards the ring he hits everybody with an RKO with Booker T being the final RKO and tosses Booker over the top for an elimination.
18 Kevin Owens
Bronson Reed is about to eliminate Joe but Owens saves Joe, hits a stunner on Reed and Joe finishing off Bronson by hitting a huge clothesline eliminating Reed in the process.
Kofi finally gets back in by using Bronson using his back a step and jumps on to the apron and into the ring.
19 Bobby Roode
On the go home episode of Smackdown Roode is talking about the rumble and how no NXT superstars better enter.
So, all the former NXT champions and Matt Riddle gang up on him with Owens being the one to eliminating him with a stunner.
20 Alastair Black
When Alastair Black is making his way to the ring, he hits Roode with a Black Mass.
21 Shinsuke Nakamura
22 Rey Mysterio
During his Entrance, Brock Lesnar makes his way back from the ring as Brock needs his nap during his matches and goes straight after the New Day eliminating Big E and tossing Kofi over the top but hangs on but Miz & Morrison pulls his legs from under him eliminating Kofi.
23 Drew McIntyre
Shinsuke and Black are teeing off on Brock Lesnar but Drew comes in and hits a Claymore stunning Lesnar, followed by a black mass Brock, Brock is leaning over the ropes and at the same time, a Claymore and Black finally get rid of Brock.
Drew man handles Black and throws over the top rope, Black comes back into the ring and eliminates Drew just like Kurt Angle did to HBK in 2005.
24 Sami Zayn
25 Braun Strowman
Sami Zayn pushes Shinsuke into Braun Sacrificing him where Braun will Power Slam Nakamura over the top and picks up Sami throwing into Nakamura.
26 Seth Rollins
Rollins is accompanied to the ring by AOP and directs AOP to eliminate Braun
So, the AOP obliged and gets rid of Braun.
Then Akam tries to eliminate Rey Mysterio and Ricochet at the same time Ricochet hangs on but Rey cannot.
27 Roman Reigns
He walks past Rollins on the outside Rollins stick up his fist and Reigns so Rollins feels like he is safe enough to enter but Reigns starts beating down Rollins in the corner.
28 AJ Styles
AJ Styles comes out with Gallows and Anderson to even out the playing so The OC chase out AOP making every man for themselves again.
AJ attempts an RKO on Orton but pushes Orton but lives himself exposed to the Coquina Clutch.
Randy passes out and Joe eliminates Orton but from behind Owens tosses Joe over planting seeds for the eventual breakup
29 John Cena eliminated by Riddle
Here we repeat Triple H and John Cena did in 2008 where AJ is completely focused on Cena.
So, they go at each other immediately
30 CM PUNK
Here I would have a massive 10 second to build suspense then boom Punks music plays sending the crowd into a frenzy.
And the first person he goes after is Roman Reigns with the majority of people knowing that he is meant to be the “The Guy”.
Owens tries to Powerbomb Ricochet over the top rope but Ricochet counters with a Hurricanrana sending Owens flying and his elimination.
Following the Hurricanrana Roman Superman Punches Ricochet off the apron leaving Ricochet eliminated.
Cena tries AA Punk over the top but Punk holds on to the ropes to prevent his elimination leaving Cena completely open and eats a huge knee from Riddle and Punk picking the pieces and eliminating Cena.
Riddle is about to eliminate Roman but Rollins saves him leading to both men double teaming Riddle and double powering Riddle for his elimination.
Final 4 CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and AJ Styles.
Rollins agrees to Roman to work together to eliminate Styles and Punk but Rollins double crosses Roman like The Undertaker and Kane in 2003.
AJ is setting up for a Styles Clash on Rollins but Rollins counters hitting a buckle bomb on AJ with Punk hitting a running knee in the corner leaving easy picking with Punk just Tossing AJ over.
Rollins hit an Enzurghi staggering Punk towards ropes to Rollins run at Punk but Punk Pulls the rope down.
Rollins hangs on and tries Suplex Punk but Punk is still in it
Rollins pushes Punk into the ring post Punk is down to one knee with Rollins seeing an opportunity to win how he did last year but Punk Catches him with A GTS eliminating Rollins.
CM Punk wins the Royal Rumble finally getting his main event match at Wrestlemania where he will face Brock Lesnar.
Thanks for the read till next time #StayHeel.